Sorry, checking all the water in this area; there’s an escaped fish. I am the Doctor, and you are the Daleks! Did I mention we have comfy chairs? I’m nobody’s taxi service; I’m not gonna be there to catch you every time you feel like jumping out of a spaceship.
- The way I see it, every life is a pile of good things and bad things.…hey.…the good things don’t always soften the bad things; but vice-versa the bad things don’t necessarily spoil the good things and make them unimportant.
- You hit me with a cricket bat.
- It’s art! A statement on modern society, ‘Oh Ain’t Modern Society Awful?’!
I am the Doctor, and you are the Daleks! You know how I sometimes have really brilliant ideas? I’m the Doctor, I’m worse than everyone’s aunt. *catches himself* And that is not how I’m introducing myself.
You hit me with a cricket bat. Saving the world with meals on wheels. I hate yogurt. It’s just stuff with bits in. Sorry, checking all the water in this area; there’s an escaped fish.
I am the last of my species, and I know how that weighs on the heart so don’t lie to me! You know when grown-ups tell you ‘everything’s going to be fine’ and you think they’re probably lying to make you feel better?
Saving the world with meals on wheels. All I’ve got to do is pass as an ordinary human being. Simple. What could possibly go wrong? Father Christmas. Santa Claus. Or as I’ve always known him: Jeff. Heh-haa! Super squeaky bum time!
They’re not aliens, they’re Earth…liens! You know how I sometimes have really brilliant ideas? Did I mention we have comfy chairs? Annihilate? No. No violence. I won’t stand for it. Not now, not ever, do you understand me?! I’m the Doctor, the Oncoming Storm – and you basically meant beat them in a football match, didn’t you?